They say social networking has yoked us all together in a tightly knit web where we apparently have a mere four degrees of separation. You might know everyone and have all of resources at your disposal to thoroughly dissect every nuance of your new flame, but why waste your time? It seems like our rushed lives have paved the way for a whole new level of lameness in the love department. If you can't feel chemistry with someone and you solely rely on a computer to tell you whether you share a handful of interests with a hairy oaf, chances are that you might be gay.
Some of my single friends swear by internet dating and I am not one to go around bursting anyone's big gay bubble BUT I am tired of seeing my salsa and margaritas go to waste on their web-a-freak of the week. I'm sure somewhere, somehow there's probably a couple decent guys on there but then you have to wonder why they lack the social skills to just strike up a conversation like other humans. You can't just blame the poor schmucks that troll the web for nookie and long walks on the beach just before they chop you into pieces... Ladies who fall for that crap are just as socially crippled and lacking in self confidence which is the one and only thing that draws these two together.
Honestly, if you can't leave your house and meet someone you need to move out of Wyoming, smile at people even if you don't want to have their love child, and grow a pair. Nothing is a bigger turn off than being a needy goof with nothing real to offer than a shared hobby of gawking at photoshopped pics all night and never having the nerve to be the real you.
Some of my single friends swear by internet dating and I am not one to go around bursting anyone's big gay bubble BUT I am tired of seeing my salsa and margaritas go to waste on their web-a-freak of the week. I'm sure somewhere, somehow there's probably a couple decent guys on there but then you have to wonder why they lack the social skills to just strike up a conversation like other humans. You can't just blame the poor schmucks that troll the web for nookie and long walks on the beach just before they chop you into pieces... Ladies who fall for that crap are just as socially crippled and lacking in self confidence which is the one and only thing that draws these two together.
Honestly, if you can't leave your house and meet someone you need to move out of Wyoming, smile at people even if you don't want to have their love child, and grow a pair. Nothing is a bigger turn off than being a needy goof with nothing real to offer than a shared hobby of gawking at photoshopped pics all night and never having the nerve to be the real you.
